Kid Rock And Pamela Anderson Divorcing

I live in the city of Pattaya, a place that was invented soley for the purpose of getting stupid people to marry each other.

So, I think I'm qualified to comment here.

What can you learn about your spouse in the 4 months after the wedding that you didn't know beforehand that is so important that divorce is the only answer? And... If such a thing is learned, then the question needs to be asked: How much frickin time did y'all spend getting to know each other before getting married?

Seriously, if your marriage only lasted 4 months, then there HAD to be someplace deep in your heart where you knew that you two wouldn't last... say... 5 years. If you knew that it wouldn't last 5 years (let alone 5 months), why get married?

Seriously. I'm curious. I mean, do one of you have a terminal disease, where you believed that your ability to tolerate each other would outlast your collective health? Was there some money involved? A boost to your fame perhaps? If that's all you wanted, why didn't you just put out another porn video?

There's some ridiculously childish stuff going with these two.

And don't get me started on that ditz, Britney.