Sunday, November 19, 2006

Distracted From The Real Point

Tony Blair admits (gasp!) that the war in Iraq was "a disaster." Huge news. Astounding news. Groundbreaking news.

Unfortunatley, while watching the video, all I could think about was LOOK AT THAT PINK GODDAMN TIE!!!

It's the latent queer in me or something. I'll go and do some pushups or use a hammer to fix something, and I'm sure it will go away.

(Note to politicians: If you are going to go soft and squishy on the war, don't do it while wearing a tie the color of a 6-year-old girl's pencil box, okay? It's hard enough selling the idea that Iraq is a boo-boo to the Skoal and Schlitz crowd out there without the dandified neck wear. Stick to fire-engine red for the big announcements from now on, Mkay?)

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