Quotacious

"The American people believe English should be the official language of the government. … We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto."

— Newt Gingrich

(Obviously Newt has never been to a trailer park in Steuben County, New York. None of those nasty, French-speaking ghetto frogs or Chinese-speaking slum slopes there, I'll tell you that. Nope. Only perfect-English-speaking rednecks in residence in them ghettos.)