Miscellaneous Observations

1. The mole on my nose feels most like a miniature gummy bear.
2. I have too many pairs of white shorts.
3. The reason I can't find a motorcycle helmet that fits me in Thailand is because Thais' heads are shaped funny.
4. Walking at 3 miles per hour for 1 hour burns 375 calories. 3500 calories is 1 pound. If I walk for 5,600 miles straight, I will weigh 1 pound at the end.
5. In Thailand, you can have a gummy bear lasered off your nose for about the same cost as a cold Heineken, but a slice of swiss cheese will set you back $45.