Sunday, May 13, 2007

Stupid Tourist Contest Begins Anew

It has been more than two months since Teh Stoopit found a viable host in the form of a man who brought a prostitute back to his room and then the next thing he remembers is waking up the next day with all of his valuables gone.

However, I do have to admit that the victims of these crimes are not as stupid as they used to be — or at least this particular guy is not. First, he was drugged on the sly, instead of voluntarily taking a knockout pill offered to him by the prostitute as a "sex aid", and second he had the prostitute leave her ID card at the front desk of the hotel. Therefore — although the "Stupid Tourist" moniker shall continue, bear in mind that what happened to this guy could have happened to any of us.

Therefore, be careful: Keep an eye on your drink when you get back to your hotel room... or you could wind up in the same situation as:

Stupid Tourist #25, drugged, robbed, and filmed.

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