Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The Simple Life, Season 4: County Lockup

Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. Heh: Comedy gold is what that is.

Sylvester Stallone just pled guilty to trying to smuggle growth hormones without a prescription. Once they invent brain growth hormones, I'm sure he'll get a prescription without a problem.

I see that Jerry Falwell died. (If you can't say anything nice...) Actually: James Wolcott, one of my favorite writers, gets the last word on this one: "Tinky Winky wave bye bye."

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