Thursday, May 03, 2007


"Four years ago today, President Bush gave his Iraq victory speech in front of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. Well, I'm glad that's all behind us."

"President Bush still uses the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. About once a month, he'll hang it up in the bedroom."

"Did you hear about the Washington, D.C., madam? She was running a call girl operation, and they think a lot of congressmen and senators and high ranking politicians were visiting the prostitutes. It's just crazy. One girl actually got paid with a new highway project."

"Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?"

David Letterman

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