Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Why do Americans Hate America?

Reality's Well-Known Liberal Bias At Work Again.

Evil CNN Poll
You see, according to right wing pundits, any person who believes that America can't win the war in Iraq is a person who hates the troops, hates America, wants the terrorists to win, and would mug a 101-year-old lady if given the chance.

So, in order to calm the pounding hearts of those conservatives who might be reading, who might see poll results like this, and who might fear that they have lost the war for the hearts and minds of the American people, I personally assure you that only liberal left-wing commie defeatocrats take polls at CNN.com. (Oh... and ignore the "Related: Less than half think U.S. can win in Iraq" thing in the picture as well. That's just an evil liberal plot to demoralize us. No really. I promise.)

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