Fortunately, when the dumb tourist wakes up, the police and local TV station are on hand to film Teh Stoopit for posterity... so it isn't a complete loss.
I'm keeping a running total of the stupidity, so the first 11 are previous stupids, while the next 4 are all brand new, fresh from the showroom of stupidity, still sporting that new-car smell of stupidity, and 2 coats of fresh, hand-rubbed stupity. (Stupidity tax already paid by the dealer, and a full tank of stupidity included to get you down the highway.)
Welcome To Fun City!!!
Still no reason discovered as to why 90% of these men are middle-eastern. It obviously goes without saying that stupid tourists don't read Jil In Pattaya... a fact of which we (me) here at J.I.P. are quite proud of... and you yourself can be quite proud of as well. You help keep J.I.P. free of Teh Stoopit.
Stupid Tourist #1, #2, #3 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #4 and #5 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #6 and #7 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #8 and #9 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #10 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #11 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #12 drugged robbed and filmed. Stupid Tourist #13, 14, 15 drugged robbed and filmed.
We (me) thank you for that.
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