Sunday, January 21, 2007

Stupid Tourist Contest Revisited

Pattaya has a never-ending supply of very dumb and gullible tourists who hire the services of a prostitute, take the prostitute back to their hotel room, and are stupid enough to take a knockout pill offered by the prostitute, who tells the gullible doofus that it is a sexual-enhancement aid.

Fortunately, when the dumb tourist wakes up, the police and local TV station are on hand to film Teh Stoopit for posterity... so it isn't a complete loss.

I'm keeping a running total of the stupidity, so the first 11 are previous stupids, while the next 4 are all brand new, fresh from the showroom of stupidity, still sporting that new-car smell of stupidity, and 2 coats of fresh, hand-rubbed stupity. (Stupidity tax already paid by the dealer, and a full tank of stupidity included to get you down the highway.)

Welcome To Fun City!!!

Stupid Tourist #1, #2, #3drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #4 and #5drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #6 and #7drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #8 and #9drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #10drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #11drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #12drugged robbed and filmed.
Stupid Tourist #13, 14, 15drugged robbed and filmed.
Still no reason discovered as to why 90% of these men are middle-eastern. It obviously goes without saying that stupid tourists don't read Jil In Pattaya... a fact of which we (me) here at J.I.P. are quite proud of... and you yourself can be quite proud of as well. You help keep J.I.P. free of Teh Stoopit.

We (me) thank you for that.

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