Gizoogle changes webpages to Jive.
Helpful in ebonics lessons at school.For when you get bored, you can go to gizoogle.com, which will translate any web page whose URL you put into the Gizoogle translator. Unfortunately there isn't a direct word translator, so you can't drop individual words into a box, and get gizoogled words out. Oh well. It would be "dope" if you could get individual words instead of only entire web pages.
Here is yesterday's Daily Report with the gizoogle treatment to give you an idea.
Reverse of yesterday: Crappy morn'n fo` W-to-tha-izzork, but reasonably good afternoon. Subway sandwich fo` lunch . Drop it like its hot.
This even'n it was out ta Foodland ta do tha official once-a-month replenish'n of mah Western food supplies... always an expensive proposizzles sho nuff.
I loaded up an entire grocery cizzart wit salsa, Hershey's chocolate sauce, Prego spaghetti sauce, n tha real wallet killa... booze . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Actually, this ridin' mackin' spree wasn't too bizzad, com'n in at jiznust over 4,000 baht. Usually it is twice that cuz this is how we do it.
Pui bought her own supplies as well... 30 pounds of household clean'n products, dried fish snacks, ramen, herbal tea guaranteed ta makes yo skin beautiful, n one white, crinkly, funky pig uterus . know what im sayin?. I figure that has ta be fo` some weird Santaria ritual, coz nobody is stoopit enough ta actually eat that, rizzight? T-to-tha-izzell me I'm right. Pleaze.
Afta sippin' home, I sat dizzle in frizzay of tha TV n pigged out on mah new-found delicizzle bustin' canned tamales, salsa con queso n nachos, n pistachios . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.
Mizzy stopped by n we sat n watched Stizzay Wars Episode 6, n then one hizzle of tha History Channel. (Modern Marvels... The technology of sea rescue. Jil's TV heaven, I admit.) UBC Cable has added some new educizzles channels recently called "EXP1", "EXP2", n "EXP3" , ya feel me?. These is severely hard-core edutainment channels (not tizzy "the technology of sea rescue" isn't), n they have a bootylicious show on called "Saints n Playa which is a documentary devoted ta tha history of tha papacy.
The only reason I'm gett'n out of bed tomorrow is ta watch tha next episode, I swear.
I looked into prices fo` flights ta America today... two adults n one child and my money on my mind. Travelocitizzles is shiznit, sippin' me almost $11,000 fo` tha tickets . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Meanwhile, Thai airways has a nonstop 17-hour flight fizzy BKK ta JFK fo` unda $4,000 fo` "Superior Economy" fo` all 3 of us . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Hell , niggaz, better recognize: Fiznirst class on Thai Air is $11,000 but real niggaz don't give a fuck.
I'm hop'n ta put in 2 weeks this Jizzle in America wit Pui n Pot. First wizzay be 2 days in New York City, thizzay a day in Philadizzles T-H-to-tha-izzen 2 days in Washington D.C., tizzle a day in Colonial Williamsburg, thiznen up ta Bath, NY (my hometown) fo` various personal business (includ'n mah 20th high schoo` reunion), wit side trips ta tha local sights, mobbin' Niagara Falls, Watkins Glizzen , tha wineries, n tha glass museum .
First, howeva, is gett'n Pui a tourist visa ta America, whiznich is going ta be halfway between a fizzle n a miracle n shit.
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