Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Soy Makes You Gay, Gives You A Small Pecker

From the ever-so entertaining "World Net Daily" comes this gem of an article, "A Devil Food Is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals."
There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.

Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

— by WND's resident expert in penis size, Jim Rutz.
(I like that last sentence: The medical blame MUST fall upon soy... not DOES fall upon soy. You do understand the difference, don't you?)

I think that the Religious Right collectively forgot to take their lithium this week. Over the past week or so, I have read about 4 or 5 articles from batshit-crazy religious folks saying and doing the most outlandish things.

Here is one article, and here is a second article, that says soy products have no effects on hormone levels, just in case you couldn't figure out on your own that this article was written by an insane man whose child MUST have just came out as gay, and is desperately trying to find a reason why.

By the way, because it bears repeating: This article is found in "World Net Daily"... which is the "Time Magazine" of the conservative movement. This is not some small crackpot website with a few dozen tinfoil hat types as its only readers, but instead is News Central for a vast majority of the most avid members of the Republican Party.

p.s... I just love this comment from another website: "Extreme amounts of oy! will make you Jewish as well."

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