Sunday, March 19, 2006

Heart Attack

Question: For the average person who is terrified of bugs (and only bugs), what is the difference between going in the pool, not seeing the floating 2-inch black beetle, and having that beetle try to save itself from drowning by clawing its way up your back and onto your head, and going in the pool, not seeing the floating 2-inch black frog, and having that frog try to save itself from drowning by clawing its way up your back and onto your head?

Answer: None. Trust me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wish I had been there with a camera to witness that one... hehe. There but for the grace of God go I!!!