Bob's wet T-shirt contest was held at TQ2 again tonight, and again the bar was packed to the rafters.I am going to officially file a complaint though: If you have a wet T-shirt contest consisting of 12 girls, 11 A-cups and 1 D-cup, you really shouldn't have a wet T-shirt contest, just 11 girls feeling cheated by nature.
However, as I am neither Bob, nor a judge (nor would I want to be due to the X-rated things that judges for this contest feel obliged to do in order to reach a decision), and therefore those people who do have a say in the outcome have made this into an overall beauty / beer bottle usage skill set contest. And therefore, the Thai girl with the blonde hair, stellar body (but little barely-there tatas) won the contest, while Miss D-Cup (yet another Blue Lagoon employee... third week in a row... I've GOT to get over there soon) took second.
Oh well. There is always next week... and in addition the lovely second-place rack will be seen again in the finals competition to be held later on, since all first and second-place winners are invited back for Bob's Big Boob Bonanza.
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