I See Somebody Hasn't Learned Their Lesson

One of our J.I.P. readers once wrote to me saying, "Sadly you know only know about me from a repeatedly banned website." Well, here's another source of information that we can use to get to know one of our favorite commenters, Harris Black:

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You know you're in trouble when you can't even get in a month worth of scams in before the local TV station does a segment a headlining, 3-part segment on you... and scamming for just $50 a person? That officially qualifies you as low-hanging fruit. Guess we don't have to worry about this particular somebody being able to afford a trip back to Thailand any time soon at those rates. Maybe his mother will buy him a ticket for Hanukkah.

Hey Harris... I hear McDonald's is hiring. You could actually earn $50 a day legally there. Just hope they don't do background checks on their burger flippers, eh?

And listing yourself 28 years old on Craigslist? Heh. You're short enough to be 12, dumb enough to be 14, and desperate enough for a piece of tail to be 16... but 28 is far too optimistic. Let me know, and I'll e-mail you a username and password to a couple of porno sites so that you can stay home and look at pictures instead of bothering those nice ladies. If you won't take that freebee, at least next time try dating ladies who are shorter than you.

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UPDATE:

It looks like Harris has a couple of people lined up to nail his ass real good in Vancouver as well... so his next vacation may be jail time. Like I said: Looks like he hasn't learned his lesson. We'll know he's under arrest when he stops commenting here... although if Harris is calling the suicide hot line as the link above says he is, we may get some bonus schadenfreude. (We'll miss you Harris!... NOT.)