Sunday, December 02, 2007

Pattaya News Roundup

Pattaya People newspaper is surprised to find that the beauty and fashion industries are doing well in Pattaya. News flash guys: When women get depressed, they go shopping and get their hair done. When women want to meet a man, they go shopping and get their hair done. When women are happy, they go shopping and get their hair done.

A Thai fellow was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to his thigh. He claimed that it was a drive-by shooting. Nice try... but if he didn't want the police to know that he had accidentally shot himself with his illegal firearm, the least he could have done was make a fake bullet hole in his pants before getting to the hospital.

Residents of the loudest country on earth are finally complaining about the noise. People near the new airport have decided that the karaoke bars and fruit vendor trucks and chain-saw motorcycles were bad, but the 166 flights that land and take off near their houses overnight is a little extreme. "Som nom na," said the judge when they sued.

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