Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Pattaya News Roundup

In our first story, the Hard Rock Café celebrates its sixth anniversary. In Pattaya years, that is almost 125 years old. Way back in 2001, when the place was built, there was nothing surrounding it but unexplored marsh land and wild gibbons, reachable only by elephant trek or longboat. I do believe that this is the place you can go for the soap suds parties on Saturday nights.

In our second story, a Thai lady (married to a farang) tried to commit suicide for the second time in just a few months by taking a dive off the balcony of her apartment and landing in her husband's bar located below. (No "Dive Bar" jokes in the comments section please.) Anyway, hubby had an awning installed over the bar, but that didn't stop his lovely little guided missle from a second flight.

Finally, in the "I'm not that kind of girl" category, we have a lady who was riding in a baht bus from South Pattaya to Naklua. Upon arriving in Naklua, at the invitation from the driver, the lady got up in front and rode with the guy. She rode with him while he picked up and dropped off passengers all the way to Jomtien, chatting and having a good time. After a quick bathroom stop, Mr. Baht Bus driver tried to make his move. He now faces the charge of sexual assault.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

your life is really sad and pathetic to read about. the flip whore imported to Thailand is just about the icing on the cake.

bet she was a real nice girl from a good family just waiting to hop on a plane to live in a whore town with a fat blob like yourself


keep her on a leash as she might end up letting a guy like me raw fuck her when you're out whoring in the go go bars.

Joe Pattaya said...

Anonymous, even your desperate attempt to post like a man reeks of a sour western woman.

And what's up with negative anonymous comments? You're either:
A. Not for real
B. A big chickenshit

Issarat said...

that ANON comment was pitiful.