Sunday, October 28, 2007

Beach Road Prostitute Sting Yields Poor Results

Pattaya Police are finally starting to get serious about chasing the prostitutes off of Beach Road and into GoGo bars where they belong once and for all.

On Thursday night, three complete divisions of police gathered in the parking lot of Pattaya Police Station, located on Beach Road — the same road on which the prostitutes stroll — and a guy with a big bullhorn came out and said, "Okay troops! Tonight we are going to arrest all the prostitutes and criminals out here on Beach Road in a surprise raid. Go out there and get them all! Good luck."

Surprisingly, almost no prostitutes or criminals were found by the police on this particular night. They aren't sure why.

No comments: