Hey kids! Can anybody tell me what happens when you pick up prostitutes on Beach Road and bring them back to your place for a good time? Yes, of course: You wake up the next morning with a headache and damn little else to show for your brilliant choice of bed-bouncing companions.Okay, our hero today gets a little credit for not falling for the ladies' "take this sexual enhancement pill, dahling" trick — the girls actually had the tasteless drug painted onto their breasts — but he gets demerits for being a stupid resident instead of a stupid tourist, he gets demerits for being wealthy enough to live in a nice house but apprently being too cheap to pay the extra $40 or $50 which a couple of bar girls would have cost instead of two street hookers, and most importantly, he gets demerits for being...
Stupid Tourist #27, drugged, robbed, and filmed
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