In our first story, the Mayor of Pattaya is very upset that preparataions for the World Petanque Championship are not on schedule. It seems that the committee to set this whole thing up have the same priority for petanque in their lives as I do: Just above ear wax buildup, and just below dental procedures.
The second story for today is of a Norweigen man and his girlfriend who woke to find "they" had "forgotten" to lock the front door to their house and promptly were robbed of 200,000 baht ($6000) in cash. With that kind of money lying around, I'll bet "they" is actually "she", and "forgotten" is actually "left the door open for her cousin, Noot."
Finally, Heaven Above has been closed for 60 days for the heinous crime of having naked (or topless) girls dancing around in their bar. Said an anonymous police captain, "No silly... Running a whorehouse and having prostitutes dancing around in your bar selling their wares is fine, but for the bare titties, we're going to have to shut you down for 60 days."
In our first story, the Mayor of Pattaya is very upset that preparataions for the World Petanque Championship are not on schedule. It seems that the committee to set this whole thing up have the same priority for petanque in their lives as I do: Just above ear wax buildup, and just below dental procedures.
The second story for today is of a Norweigen man and his girlfriend who woke to find "they" had "forgotten" to lock the front door to their house and promptly were robbed of 200,000 baht ($6000) in cash. With that kind of money lying around, I'll bet "they" is actually "she", and "forgotten" is actually "left the door open for her cousin, Noot."
Finally, Heaven Above has been closed for 60 days for the heinous crime of having naked (or topless) girls dancing around in their bar. Said an anonymous police captain, "No silly... Running a whorehouse and having prostitutes dancing around in your bar selling their wares is fine, but for the bare titties, we're going to have to shut you down for 60 days."
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My Noot was down there. I am going to have to have a word to her and also get a share of the money.
How can these guys still be so stupid! They meet a bargirla nd then trust them with everything.
How often do you see this headline in the newspapers. "While they were out Theives entered..."
A phone call to the Thai boyfriend and all the information on where everything is and it's all over in a few minutes.
Can't these guys read. Man they are idiots.
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