Thai police have chosen Valentine's day to patrol "internet cafés, shopping malls, night clubs and discos" in a quest to stop teens from breaking the law... by having sex. Granted, most teens don't have sex in the middle of internet cafés, but logic never stops a Thai "government-is-concerned-about-public-welfare" stunt from going balls to the wall.Apparently the Thai police have chosen Valentine's day to send out "special teams" to perform their zipper checks because — as everybody knows — teenagers are only horny on February 14th.
Actually... it's true. In Thailand, teenage virgins of the female persuasion are — if they are planning to at all — a hundred times more likely to give it up on Valentine's day than any other day, with 49% of all teens (11% of whom are virgins) saying that they planned on getting jiggy with their Valentine today.
So yes... the police are enforcing a 10:00 p.m. curfew on Valentine's day. So guys, if you want to get some, keep an eye on your watch... and don't do it in a booth at Starbucks.
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