1: The media is so liberally biased that they figure that they can just change reality by reporting it however they see fit. If they say everyone is a Democrat, then automatically the Democrats are in control of everything... and everyone will therefore love Democrats.
2: The media is so conservatively biased that as soon as an "R" politician makes a political screwup, they are immediately changed to a "D" politician. This way, they never have to say bad things about Republicans... and everybody will therefore hate Democrats.
See? You've got "Mark Foley, D-Florida" (the perv) and just below that, "House Speaker Dennis Hastert (D-Illinois)" (the perv coverer-upper). Two rather besieged Republicans labeled with a D? As in Democrat? The same mistake? Twice in a row? Well three times, since Bill O'Reilly (D-Unce) started it. He's such a friggin' liberal.
So there you have it. The liberal media is now saying that everyone (even Republicans) are Democrats. There are no Republicans anymore folks. They've been reported out of existence by the mainstream media. What an astounding feat. If I had known it was that easy to get rid of the Republican party, I would have started just calling every Republican a Democrat as well. I mean, Republican reality can't possibly withstand Democratally biased reporting. Victory!
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