Does anybody remember why you can't take your coffee on an airplane anymore? Bottled water? Anybody?
That's right! Some terrorists had a plot to get on an airplane and do some magic mixture of Gatorade and Vidal Sassoon in order to create something that supposedly would explode.
Remember those guys? (Yes... I know: That was so last month... but try to remember.)
Not a single one of them has been charged with attempting — or even planning — to attack airplanes. (The best the British authorities could do was one firearm possession charge, and some "attending weapons training" charges, whatever that means.)
Some plot, eh?
Well, at least the terrorists won't be able to use toothpaste when they brush their teeth at 30,000 feet. We've nipped that in the bud. We're safe now.
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At least the French won't be alone in their "unique" hygene habit of not using deoderant.
I am waiting for the GOP to adapt the old Iron Cross as a 'new look logo' to go with this 'new world order'.
What a scary bunch of old white men!
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