That's Probably Because They're Shagging You

According to The Archives of Sexual Behaviour, the countries most satisfied with their sex lives are:

Top Ten Countries
% of people satisfied with their sex lives:

• Austria - 71.4%
• Spain - 69.0%
• Canada - 66.1%
• Belgium - 64.6%
• United States - 64.2%
• Australia - 63.6%
• Mexico - 63.2%
• Germany - 62.0%
• Sweden - 60.5%
• United Kingdom - 59.8%

Hmm... these all seem to be the nationalities of men visiting Pattaya on a regular basis. Coincidence?

Then, at the bottom, we have the countries least satisfied with their sex lives.

Bottom Five Countries
% of people satisfied with their sex lives:

• Thailand - 35.9%
• China - 34.9%
• Indonesia - 34.0%
• Taiwan - 28.7%
• Japan - 25.8%

Actually, this probably explains why there are so many bar girls.