Saturday, April 15, 2006

Highway Assault

Rick was coming back from Rayong yesterday on his motorcycle when a truckload of idiots in the back of a pickup truck in the lane next to him tried to hit him with a bucket-full of water as he was going past them at 100 KPH on the highway.

Fortunately, as products of the Thai educational system, they waited to throw the water at him when he was right next to them and the wind took off with the water before it could reach Rick.

Yeah... Chok dee mak to you too assholes.

I recommended Rick start carrying a paintball gun so that he could return the New Year's cheer in kind.

I figure there are only 2 possibilities: One, that Thai people don't think that hitting someone at 65 miles per hour with a bucket of water is dangerous, or, two, they simply don't care. My guess is as good as yours.

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