Tom The Legend

In TQ2, there is a "TQ2 Legends" board upon which are 5 records and the names of the people that hold them.

• There is the "horn pulls" record, for the person who has pulled the big Mack Truck horn to buy 10 shooters the most times.
• There is the "blasts" record, for the person who has pushed the dynamite plunger and bought all the girls on the stage a drink the most times.
• There is the "gong" record, for the person who banged the gong and bought the staff a drink the most times.
• There is the "bell ringer" record, for the person who rang the bell the most number of times and bought everyone in the bar a drink.
• Then finally, there is the "grand slam" record, for the person who did all 4 of the above the most times in 1 night.

Some guy named Tom came in to TQ2 last Saturday night and proceeded to break every single record: He pulled the horn 30 times, blasted 30 times, gonged 30 times, rang the bell 30 times, and, obviously, made 30 grand slams. He also bought somewhere in the neighborhood of 1500 lady drinks.

When all was said and done, Tom had rung up a $5,500 bar bill... which could possibly be a record for all of Pattaya as well. I'm just totally annoyed that I wasn't there to see it, and enjoy it. That would have been 30 shooters and 30 drinks I would have gotten to enjoy.

I would say, "Oh well... there's always next time," but let's be serious.