Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Stupid Tourist Contest

This guy from Dubai is far less stupid than the previous 18 tourists drugged, robbed, and filmed on J.I.P.: Instead of accepting medication from a prostitute, this guy claims to have been knocked out by something that the prostitute sprayed in his face.

I'm dubious, because I've never heard of an aerosol spray that acts that quickly, but I'll take him at his word that he was assaulted.

Still though, if you hire a prostitute on Beach Road (instead of in a bar), and if you take a prostitute back to your hotel and don't register her with the front desk, then: You. Are. Stupid. Any questions?
Stupid tourist #19 drugged, robbed, and filmed.
UPDATE:

Wow: The stoopit is blooming fast and furious today, as we have our twentieth victim of prostitute-proffered pill popping. Here is a German making the list for a change, apparently drugged by a ladyboy right on Pattaya Beach. Perhaps the dearth of English-speaking suckers is due to the fact that everybody in Thailand who speaks English reads Jil In Pattaya and therefore knows what is going on? Nah. English-speaking people are apparently just smart enough not to take drugs that are offered to them by prostitutes... unlike the rest of the world, it seems.
Stupid tourist #20 drugged, robbed, and filmed.

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