Repub. Ben Bridges
blames Jews for the
theory of evolusion.If anybody can find a Democrat politician that has said anything even half as crazy as this Republican, post it in the comments, and I'll balance things out. Somehow though, I doubt anything comes close to the inate, built-in craziness of the average Republican elected official.
Congressman says evolution is a myth spread by JewsTo all you Republicans out there who are just a little embarrassed by the hundred or so insane people that your party has put into office, you can always become a Libertarian like myself. Our grass is greener over here (because we are more pro-environment than Republicans), we're all richer (because we don't tax salaries, gasoline, cigarettes, and alcohol as much as Republicans), and we're all much more relaxed and groovy (because we don't worry about who is or isn't going to hell, like Republicans do).
Have you heard? Evolution was spread by Jews in order to bring Christians to the devil. Well that's what Rep. Ben Bridges (R-GA) believes anyways. In a memo sent to lawmakers in California and Texas:"Indisputable evidence - long hidden but now available to everyone - demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion," the memo said. "This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic 'holy book' Kabbala dating back at least two millennia."
Best of all, Libertarians are allowed to vote for the Democrat in order to keep batshit insane people like Mr. Bridges out of office (unlike Republicans, who will only vote for a Republican, even if the candidate is Josef Mengele).