Thursday, November 17, 2005

Two Political Opinions

This is kind of like Bill Maher's, "New Rules".

Opinion #1: Suing your city whose official seal has crosses on it (and thus violates the separation of church and state) makes you a moron... fundamentally a correct moron, but a moron nonetheless... Especially if your town is called "Las Cruces". Perhaps these people should sue to have "Los Angeles" renamed to "Los Fairies". Hmm... maybe "St. Louis" could become "Ghost Louis"?

Opinon #2: Target department store is idiotic for hiring pharmacists who won't sell the "Plan B" anti-pregnancy-day-after drug because of their religious convictions. Who is dumber: The owner of a gun shop who hires somebody who refuses to sell guns to people, or the anti-gun nut who agrees to take the job in the first place? I can't see how it's illegal to hire a salesperson who won't sell your stuff, but it's certainly not the smartest thing you could do... especially when moving the whackadoo pharmacist over to the Sporting Goods section is so much easier. Why bother getting half a million pro-choicers riled up against your corporation over one freak who thinks that a microscopic clump of 2 (or possibly even 3) cells is the equivalent of a person?

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