Quotacious

I hate to climb on the cheap-shot bandwagon, and pass along jokes about presidential candidate John Edwards' hair, but he brings this stuff upon himself.

"According to the Boston Globe, presidential candidate John Edwards got two $400 haircuts at a Beverly Hills Salon ... and a $225 facial at a place called the Pink Sapphire. The Pink Sapphire? Doesn't that sound like something that shows up on your credit card statement, and you quickly have to explain to the wife?"

— Jay Leno

"Presidential hopeful John Edwards had a $400 Beverly Hills haircut. That's a lot of dough. Honest to God, ladies and gentleman, this hair piece didn't cost me $400. Here's the worst part: Earlier tonight, Edwards hosted a dinner to raise money for a facial."

— David Letterman