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I've never made fun of people on this blog just for the hell of it: They need to be idiots first. They need to think / do / believe things that make my culo pucker before I lay into them... and even then, I don't stoop to personal affrontery — my parents taught me better.

But I couldn't pass up a photo as bad/good as this.
I will say however that, as compared to a podunk little blog like this, the Associated Press distributing it far and wide to millions of readers is kind of cruel. (Hey guys: Remember when you used to shitcan the awful pictures?) Oh well. Who am I to criticize?