Showing posts with label Stupid Toursts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Toursts. Show all posts

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Stupid Tourist Contest, New Entry

In order to qualify for the Stupid Tourist category, a person has to be the victim of their own stupidity... usually by getting robbed. Most applicants are Middle-Easterners who bring street-walking prostitutes back to their hotel room, without having the hotel's front desk take the girl's or guy's ID card.

Today, we have two Frenchmen who really have done a good job at opening up a whole new approach to Stupid Tourism... a new debacle of dumbness... a new process of pinheadedness. It's really the setup that makes it a classic:

(1) Put 4,000 Euros ($5,000, 150,000 baht) in your pockets.
(2) Go out with your buddy looking for fun.
(3) Find 2 ladyboys who suit your fancy.
(4) Follow the 2 strangers to some dark room in a bad neighborhood.
(5) Act really surprised when 2 guys with guns burst in and rob you.
(6) Run and find the nearest police and become...

Stupid Tourists #28 and #29, robbed, and filmed